The Cheese Incident
In a crisis, Selena reaches for a weapon. She finds cheese.
With Theren bleeding out on the cave floor and ogres closing in, Selena reaches for a weapon. She finds stinky cheese. She lobs it into the fray as a distraction, and it hits Theren on the way down. The man is unconscious, dying, and now covered in cheese. Tactical genius or genuine desperation? The party still can't agree.