Enemy Rolls Back-to-Back Nat 20s — Die Sentenced to Time Out
A goblin hits the same party member with nat 20s on consecutive attacks. 25 damage total. The die is formally banned from the table.
The party thought nat 20s were their thing. The goblins had other ideas.
One goblin — one — hits a party member with a natural 20. Then, on the very next attack against the same target, rolls another natural 20. Twenty-five damage total from a single goblin in a single turn. The table doesn't know whether to laugh or rage, so it does both.
The verdict comes swiftly: the offending die is banned from further play. Time out. Done. Ross, undeterred by the chaos, announces a strategic pivot: "From now on, I'm just going to piss on things."
The die sat in exile for the rest of the session. Its crime was not forgotten.
Enemy Rolls Back-to-Back Nat 20s — Die Sentenced to Time Out